Burninators

Your Team Name: BURNINATORS Your Captains: Vincent Chung, Jim Crook, Vanessa Mendicino Team Color: Red Answer these random myspace survey questions about your team: 1 What is your childhood nickname? Trogdor the Burninator, Red Rocket, Cherry Bomb, “That” 2 how old were you when you had your first crush? A nubile, but innocent 10-years old. 3 who was he/she? Lion-O, leader of the Thundercats, and owner of an intense fire crotch. 4 who was your first kiss? A Michael J. Fox poster placed above my bed. When his lips wore off, I just started french kissing my fist, which I moved to talk like Michael J. Fox. … It just hit me that even he can’t do that now. 5 how old were you? A nubile, but scandalous 7-years old. 6 are you a virgin? I’ve been told that if you say “Yes,” your have a much higher chance of getting laid by overachieving alpha assholes like James Brown. So, yes. 7 if not, how many guys/girls have you slept with? (Diameter of hoohah / age + 2) * number of times I’ve blacked out drunk = 88 That sounds like a lot, but I bet it’s way less than the Wakefield Twins combined. 8 have you ever stayed at a guy/girls house when your parents thought you were with friends? Does Rupaul count as a guy/girl? My parents knew about that one, but not Michael Jackson. 9 who is your crush right now? Christian Bale’s angry beard, Omar Little’s face scar, Lil Jon’s Twitter (LILJIZZEL), and the cast of The Expendables. 10 have you ever snuck out of your house? Do you think Dr. Spock has a Prince Albert?